"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen."
-Perspective on life by George Costanza
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excerpts of a conversation between George and Jerry
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George: You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now, I have Relationship George but there is also Independent George. That’s the George you know, the George you grew up with—Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George… Bawdy George!
Jerry: I love that George.
George: Me too and he’s dying, Jerry. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!
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Since you love Seinfeld sooo much, I suggest one of two things:
1) Go out and buy those throw-away priced DVDs..
2) Since you work in Star TV, use some internal influence to change the timings for Seinfeld (on Star World, if i'm not mistaken). Since you love it so much, isn't it worth fighting for??? :)
Alternatively you could consider changing jobs which would allow you to work according to the show timings!! Ha!!
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